Tuesday, October 27, 2009

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The black cat twitched its tail twice. It hissed.

"What's Wrong?" asked a camel.

"There is a thorn in my paw," replied the cat.

The kind hearted camel thought helping the cat would be a nice thing to do.

"Hold still," said the camel as he drew a pair of tweezers from his fanny pack and removed the thorn. When the thorn was removed, the cat sighed with relief. But the relaxed look on his face was soon replaced with a look of terror.

The cat cried "I completely forgot to mention... there's-"

His words were cut short when a torrent of chocolate pudding burst forth from the hole where the thorn had been. The pudding flooded the nearby area at an alarming rate, quickly creating a thick brown pool. On an on the pudding poured forth, yet the flood would not stop. As the onslaught of the sweet, syrupy liquid raged on, the pool kept growing bigger. The camel, who had tried his hardest to plug the hole, was deftly swept away by the cascade of chocolate. The pool quickly grew into a lake, and the lake quickly grew into an ocean. Soon the entire earth was covered in chocolate pudding, and everyone died.